Batman Attacking A Shark With A Mild Saber… Plus A Cow Udder

There are many loopy truffles on the market, minions, however the factor to recollect is there are distinctive LEVELS of loopy.

What’s that? Do I’ve examples?

I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.

Ahem hem hem.

[extending pen-pointer stick thingy]

First, we’ve Good Loopy:

As a result of whereas nobody NEEDS a rainbow worm lined in Gummi Bears, why the heck not?

…which might be surpassed by Superior Loopy:

Or, loopy superior.

Then we’ve Dangerous Loopy:

That is proper, operating down frisbee gamers together with your new birthday automobile is dangerous, Mark. BAAAAD.

First, let’s simply assume that claims “Curt.”

Second, Why?

Third, Why?

And fourth, SWEET STAY PUFT WHYYYYYY?!

Ahem.

Additionally, celebrating the US Navy’s birthday with a sinking Titanic is not so nice, both:

And eventually – and my private favourite – we’ve Bat Sh*t Loopy.

That is the loopy that is not dangerous, and is not good. It is the Chaotic Impartial of loopy, if you’ll.

(And should you bought that, YOU ARE SUCH A NERD. [let’s be friends])

For instance:

Soccer participant butts subsequent to badly rendered Pixar characters.

And naturally:

Cow udders.

Due to Jessica B., Dana G., Richard W., Lindsay D., Brian E., Anony M., & Cheryl S., who may actually see herself understanding cows.

(I am so pleased with that pun I truly teared up slightly, you guys. WHAT.)

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