I prefer to name this one: “Or… not.”


Bonus Monty Python Joke: “Put together to wreck in 1… 2… 5!


Extra baffling inventory cake sayings:


“Enable you to Recover from the hill!”


Eesh, makes you marvel what ever occurred to plain ol’ “Comfortable Birthday.”


Oh proper. That.


Typically a bakery show compels you to put in writing bakery slogans in your head.
And by “you,” I after all imply “me,” as a result of who else thinks about humorous truffles this a lot? (No, actually, TELL ME. I want extra buddies.)



[dramatic announcer voice] “Come for the horrifying poop toad, keep for the buttfaces!

Okay, so perhaps I am going to keep out of promoting. WHAT.


Ruh-roh, appears like little Bob-the-Minion unintentionally floated over to the nude seashore!


(Await it. Waaaait for it.)



Because of Morgan D., Bree W., Denise G., Allegra G., & Shannon N. for protecting issues beachy peen.


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Crossbody Tassel Bag

It is surprisingly light-weight whereas feeling high-end, with a butter easy zipper and delightful crisp stitching. Most “medium” purses are too small for me, however this one is tremendous roomy for all my gear, and has a helpful entrance zip pocket I exploit for my cellphone. (Which inserts even in my large cellphone instances!)

The type works for dressing up or on a regular basis, and I looove all the colour choices. I’ve the orange, which is presently bought out, however the kelly inexperienced and lemon yellow are subsequent on my want listing. Additionally they have scorching pink, denim blue, pink, and naturally extra impartial choices. For lower than $18, it is arduous to not purchase a bunch!