"Close to-Miss Day" Hits House
It is Close to-Miss Day, minions, and I do know *simply* have fun:
[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!
[head tilt]
Is… is {that a} beak?
Okay, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How ’bout a cute butterfly?
Er…
Elephant cupcakes?
Glass of wine? (Please?)
Arg.
C’mon, bakers, it isn’t like I am asking for a star efficiency…
OH COME ON.
Inform ya what, guys, simply slap down a number of celebratory balloons, and we’ll name it a day.
Oooh, festive.
Nope.
NOPE.
Critically?
AND THAT’S A DAY.
Due to Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest “close to” misses of the day.
*****
P.S. Now that I’ve inflicted all that ache, here is one thing to make you are feeling higher:
Ever since I purchased this shoulder therapeutic massage 2 years in the past everybody who’s tried it has was a puddle of contented goo, and refused to maneuver ’til it shut off. My Disney puppeteer buddies are its largest followers; individuals utilizing and wrecking muscle groups most of us do not even know we have. I hold shopping for extra of those as items!
This massager can truly bruise should you’re not cautious; it is bought severe energy for even rock-hard knots, and you should use it in your whole again. (I maintain it diagonally to get beneath the shoulder blades, and round my waist for the decrease again.) Extremely advocate!
