Darth Vader Will get Wrecked

Minions, subsequent month Star Wars will likely be 46 years outdated. And I do know simply tips on how to rejoice:

 …by mercilessly mocking Darth Vader truffles.

 This one, for instance, appears like a codfish. 

Granted, I do not really know what a codfish appears like, however I think about it should be sort of foolish and wet-looking, which makes them virtually twins.

And this one suits “scruffy-looking nerf herder” to a T:

Wait – I simply realized there is not any “t” in “scruffy-looking nerf herder.”

Okay, it suits it to a “scruffy-looking”

When I used to be a child I discovered this nifty stone-texture spray paint at Residence Depot, and proceeded to color all the pieces I might get my palms on, together with my room’s wall switches, door handles, and lamps. My dad and mom had been fortunate folks, y’all. Anyway, apparently this baker had the identical fascination:

However not less than this one is icing. So you actually cannot take it for granite.


Talking of stone, I am unsure what occurred to this Darth:

…nevertheless it appears like he is having an avalanche.

And here is the one they discovered flattened underneath the rubble:


That is technically the most effective Darth of the bunch, and that is actually saying one thing:

One thing about sweat, and tears, and purple poo.

(Oh, you have by no means eaten a bunch of black fondant earlier than? Then by no means thoughts.)

I saved my favourite for final, after all.

(“I’ve received a foul feeling about this…”)


Darth Droopy!

“Heavy bweathing.”

You realize what? That makes me unhappy.

Hey Heather S.,  Arielle C., Luci, Brenda J., Clare, Leah S., & Julie Anne D., who’s your daddy?


P.S. In case you like your Star Wars slightly spicy, then that is for you:

Darth Vader Spice Grinder

THE SPICE MUST FLOW. Even when it is crossing the streams. Additionally that smooshy lil Vader grinder is lovely and solely prices $16 Prime.