Present of palms: who likes dialog hearts? You already know, the chalky little candies printed with whimsical messages of friendship and affection?

Okay, now put your palms down. You are simply embarrassing your self.

I solely ask as a result of some fortunate people get cake or cookie variations of the well-known candies, and I am questioning in the event that they’re all as whimsical as this:

Hey, it is no “huge me,” however I might take it.


Effectively I am going to strive, however darned if I do know what “MNE” is.

Gosh, I’ve by no means been known as neck put on earlier than. Um…thank U?


The most effective half is this does not make me need to run away and file a restraining order at all.


In case you’re asking, then a) Severely? and b) No.


And you are going to want one other your/you are refresher.




No, significantly significantly.


Come over right here so I can slap you.


On second thought, keep over there.
Method, approach over there.


You already know, a part of me thinks this merely has to imply “Solar Shine”…
however the different half remembers the way to write a capital S.


So I am torn.


Due to wreckporters Mike L., Jennifer M., Erin, Mariel Ok., Sarah, Noah E., Andrew T., Amy Z., Jacque Ok., & Susan R., who suppose we must always give ’em one thing to speak about: LOVE.

After which perhaps a dictionary.


P.S. Bear in mind, minions, typically phrases aren’t crucial in any respect. Particularly in case you’re providing shiny issues:

Stainless Steel Rib Cage Heart Necklace

Additionally the quickest technique to their coronary heart is thru their rib cage. 😀