Horny Tractors & Pancake Canines
It is Quirky Nation Music Tune Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a vacation to have fun with Cake Wrecks, that is it.
Are you able to guess which of those songs are actual, and which of them I simply now made up whereas laughing madly?
LET’S FIND OUT.
“My Canine Informed You So”
You stated he is only a mutt
However now you are in your butt
Do not gimmie no lip, ‘cuz
My canine informed you so
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“She Thinks My Tractor’s Horny”
She thinks my tractor’s horny!
It actually turns her on
She’s at all times starin’ at me
Whereas I am chuggin’ alongside
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“You are The Purpose Our Youngsters Are Ugly”
You are the explanation our youngsters are ugly, little darling!
Oh, however seems ain’t the whole lot
And cash ain’t the whole lot
However I like you simply the identical
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“Maintain My Beer And Marry Me”
I am drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You are all I will ever need
So maintain my beer
And marry me
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“Dropkick Me, Jesus”
Dropkick me, Jesus
Via the goalposts of life!
And over finish neither left nor the appropriate
Straight via the guts of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
Via the goalposts of life
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“If You are Lookin’ For Lovin’ Do not Sit On Her Canine”
That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket journey
For those who’re lookin’ for lovin’
Do not sit on her canine!
Because of Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for serving to me idiot John with at the very least one in all these. How’d the remainder of you do? 😀
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