Keep in mind, No matter Occurs Out There, We Are Whole Prefessionals

It is Administrative Professionals’ day, minions, a time to A) thank your skilled assistants, and B) power native bakers to put in writing ridiculously lengthy, hard-to-spell phrases on desserts.

SO LET’S GET TO IT.

Oooh, so shut.

In the event that they solely had spell-check for desserts, am I proper?

Hold on, what’s this? THEY DO??

Effectively, THAT’s clearly serving to.

Hey, I do know: why not skip the hard-to-spell stuff altogether, and simply get right down to the coronary heart of what you are attempting to say?

…however possibly rather less trustworthy.

And fewer sarcastic.

YES!

I imply, uh, no. See, whereas actually everybody can respect a very good “property” pun, at this time you actually need one thing extra customized to your precise assistant. Possibly begin with their title?

[head hitting desk]

[muffled talking into keyboard] No, no, see, you could make your staff really feel VALUED and RESPECTED and… what’s that? You already ordered the cake? Oh. OK.

I am certain they will like it.

Because of Jenny L., Carrie C., Helene W., John M., Celeste G., Lani R., & Tera L., who I respect in a totally non-creepy, completely prefessional means. MWAH.

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As a result of some work days name for greater than espresso: