No Excuses? Right here, Attempt These
Expensive Jen,
Assist! It is July and there aren’t any good holidays developing, plus no birthdays in my household, and I WANT CAKE. Are you able to assist?
– Cakeless in Cincinnati
Expensive Cakeless,
My pricey wrecky minion, you have come to the appropriate place. Truth is, there are tons of excuses for cake, when you solely be taught to rejoice the little issues in life.
A couple of options:
I POOPED TODAY!
Relying in your fiber consumption, I guess a few of you would rejoice this EVERY day.
My ’99 Nokia Nonetheless Works!
Leslie claims this was speculated to say “Previous associates are the most effective.” However give it some thought: are you able to play Sweet Crush in your associates when you’re pooping? NO YOU CANNOT.
I relaxation my case.
It Was Only a Warmth Rash!
Time will inform.
(Really, Rebecca tells me this was speculated to say “Child.” Is she telling the reality? Mmmm… PERHAPS.)
I am A Nice Eating Companion!
Particularly whereas consuming cake.
That Factor Is Over!
SUCH a reduction, am I proper?
However possibly none of those apply to you, Cakeless.
In that case, this is one for nearly everyone:
Not Useless But!
Actually, I feel we must always all congratulate one another for not being lifeless but.
So, congratulations, guys.
And sorry, ghosts-with-internet-access.
Due to Alyssa V., Rebecca W., Leslie M., Emilie F., Scott D., & Kat R. for the right excuse.
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