Painfully Sincere Muffins

Bear in mind, children, if you cannot say something good…

…say it with cake.

There’s nothing like good ol’ long-established honesty, however earlier than you go dropping these reality bombs, let’s check out some methods you could be fully trustworthy however nonetheless considerably well mannered:

And my private favourite:

Solely works with Angelas, although.

I simply realized when you learn these three collectively, you get a brief poem:

“You might be tolerable.

You might be barely above common.

You might be Angela.”

I prefer it.

When you could be a little extra effusive, there’s additionally this feature for a very trustworthy praise:

“And hey, I imply that.”

However let’s be trustworthy: 99% of the individuals you understand are whole jerkfaces, and the one motive we are saying good issues on their truffles is as a result of it is their birthday and we would like cake.

So here is a compromise: begin with “completely satisfied birthday,” and then throw in a bit of reality:


See, the exclamation mark makes it chipper!

The misspelling will confuse everybody lengthy sufficient for us to make a run for it.

When you’d reasonably keep away from all that battle, although, then how a few normal assertion that everybody can agree on?


Because of Nichelle O., Gina G., Kristin S., Kitzy C., Joan A., Sarah C., Liz M., Doug Ok., & Michele D. for spouting off.


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