Patty's Guidelines, Please

Proper, bakers, let’s go over the guidelines for this week:

Amorphous Purse Gown?


Yellow Pool Float?

Checkity verify.

Bewildered broccoli?

Exxxxxcellent. Higher make extras of these.

Plastic Pilgrims?

Keep in mind, if anybody asks, their names are Molly and Seamus.

And final however not least, Oogie Boogie’s Cash Bag*.

(*Please notice that is NOT a euphemism)


Effectively, wreckerators, appears like the whole lot’s so as! Now let’s get on the market and write “St. Patty’s” on the whole lot to tick off the pedants:

Except the client asks for a shamrock.


Because of Ida, Melissa S., Cyndi C., Liza L., Ann G., Shannon Okay., & Megan H. for making us all really feel additional fortunate this week.


P.S. Talking of issues that make your head damage, a pal just lately bought me this gel cap for my migraines, and candy icy Keep Puft, y’all, it is superb:

Migraine Hot/Cold Gel Cap

 I’ve an enormous head and numerous hair, so it is fairly cosy on me, however the additional stress with the chilly is heavenly throughout a migraine. I used to carry a chilly pack and preserve shifting it round backward and forward, however this wraps my whole cranium in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.

I preserve the gel cap sealed within the fridge on a regular basis now, so I can seize it as quickly as a headache begins up. The chilly solely lasts 15-20 minutes, but it surely’s 1000% value it in my e-book, extremely advocate.