Say What, Once more?

Generally individuals typically ship me their desserts with no again story, which often is not a giant deal, however different occasions…



I wish to assume this is identical James:

And all collectively, now:

“Nana nana nana nana nana… da heck?”

Now here is a reader who is aware of the right way to correctly stage a photograph:

By no means have I been so grateful for a pair of citation marks.

Deep Ideas
From The Bakery:

I suppose it have to be a birthday cake? Possibly?

“Gee, thanks, Mother.”
“And do not forget to indicate your mates the brand new sweater vest I received you!”

I feel “Danngeous” is meant to be “harmful.”

Sooo, I am guessing they by no means noticed these bon-bons, then.

“And thank YOU for placing them out once more.”

That is a type of occasions I want I used to be a baker:

I imply, the urge to place a plastic roach on this factor should have been OVERWHELMING.

And at last:

That claims “Comfortable Holidays Mile Excessive Ferret Membership.”


[drops mic]

Due to Jessica L., James S., Antoine J., Anony M., Erica M., Lynne M., Landon D., Karl, & Deirdre M. for letting our imaginations run wild… presumably alongside a bunch of pregnant ferrets.


For these of us – ferrets or in any other case – preferring to maintain our pants ON, there’s this:

No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt

That is my favourite belt, y’all. It principally turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfortable I neglect it is on, slimline so it does not present underneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for lavatory breaks. Woohoo!

You know the way stretch denims are endlessly sliding down if you sit or bend, so it’s important to preserve hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is totally elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody effectively endowed with squish within the stomach space.