The Identify Blame

I do know bakers see a variety of uncommon names lately, however typically you’ve got nonetheless received to surprise: 

 …are they doing “the medication?”

 (That is me channeling just a little little bit of my mother for you, proper there. She places a “the” in entrance of every little thing, like going to “the Walmart” or seeing “the Star Wars” or disowning “the daughter.”)

Not cool, man. NOT COOL.

There are so many wrecky butterfly truffles coming on this month that my first thought for this subsequent one was that it really wasn’t so unhealthy:


(Humorous factor: this one’s loads much less phallic than most butterfly wrecks, too.)

From a bakery that makes use of a variety of clipart:

(Sure, actually.)

On the plus facet, I’ve *seen* most bakery clip artwork on the market, and imagine me, that is an enchancment.

Do you assume this subsequent baker completed the cake, regarded down, and thought, “Hey, what a coincidence!”?

(And no, for you optimistic Pollys on the market – the birthday boy was not named Nemo.)

Now, you may assume you could possibly keep away from your personal birthday wreck by simply having nothing on it.

And, hey, you is likely to be proper.



Due to Kasha D., Windy S., Anony M., Heather Okay., Aisha A., Sue P., & Kristen H. for not naming any names.


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