When Given The Selection, I Do Favor My Watermelon Boneless

May we pause for a second to understand the truth that somebody was PAID to do that?

Paid. Precise cash. Like, it is their JOB… to do this.

[sob]

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Certain, you would possibly assume the baker would know higher:

However let’s face it, anybody who claims that is a hockey stick (with a white puck, natch) has already misplaced contact with actuality. Perhaps she figured you have been washing your little white hockey balls.

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“So that you need ‘Completely satisfied Birthday, Matthew?'”

“Sure, nevertheless it’s ‘Mathew’ with one T.”

“Bought it!”

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Technically appropriate, however I nonetheless say the deli sticker man wants an intervention:

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Granted, not all bakeries are accustomed to Bastille Day, the French Nationwide Day celebrated each July 14th. In spite of everything, it is a French factor.

Er, I did point out it was French, proper?

Okay, good.

You may look now:

Finest. Deal. Evahhhh.

 

Due to Cait H., Bridgett B., Heather J., Lisa B., & Nancy E. for pardoning our French.

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Cupcake Rubber Ducks

Pay attention, this put up has rubber geese in it and that’s all of the excuse I would like.